as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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