Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And then my night got REAL pukey
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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