is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You can't special order awesome
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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