I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
