just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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