Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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