Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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