One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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