I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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