i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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