are you so shy because you have an std?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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