Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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