Walk of Shame. In a state park.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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