I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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