He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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