**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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