Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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