she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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