Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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