I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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