they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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