Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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