so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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