its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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