i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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