I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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