i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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