I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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