Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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