someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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