so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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