Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
ok first of all what the fuck
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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