I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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