He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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