Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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