so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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