Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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