I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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