is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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