i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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