Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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