just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
