it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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