that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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