Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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