We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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