i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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