Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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