At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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