i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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