Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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