i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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