the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I need you to use more vowels.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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